Wednesday One-Liners, Literally

Man on cell, authoritatively: Ejaculate!

--14th b/w 3rd & 4th

Mother to curious little girl reaching out to touch Wall Street bull's testicles: No! (yanks her away)

--Bowling Green

Woman shouting across a grassy field: Slutbots!

--McCarren Park, Brooklyn

(intercom beeps 10 times)
Train conductor, over intercom: Shit.
(intercom continues to beep)

--Hudson Line Train

Man on bike speeding along Brooklyn Bridge walkway: Pussyhoooollleeeeee!

--Brooklyn Bridge

Quiet, older gentleman sipping coffee, leafing through newspaper: Motherfuckers!

--Barnes & Noble Coffee Bar, Broadway

Overheard by: Suze V