Wednesday One-Liners: Soon to Be Gentrified

Ghetto woman on cell: No, no... he ain't ghetto. He ghetto fabulous.

--28th & Lexington

Ditzy tourist: Did you know that, like, all the trains with numbers go to all the rich places and all the trains with letters, like, go to the ghetto areas.

--6 Train

Loud guy: Is that a 50 cent soda? You know you in the ghetto when you got a 50 cent soda.

--Jackson Heights

Woman on cell: That bitch is mad ghetto. She wore her wedding dress to work.

--Lenox & 118th St

Overheard by: K