Brooklyn grandmother to another: My grandson is so different now that he's become a woman. –4 Train Middle aged man in binoculars on cell: Yeah! And just like that she threw me out! She kicked me out on my ass! She walked in and I was in her bra… and that was it! –87th & Columbus Ave Overheard by: GoneWithThe Small black guy: Of course I'm a transvestite! Why else do you think it took you three guys to beat me up? –W 36th St Overheard by: Ellen Twink to others: Sometimes you think a little boy is a child and then he turns out to be a much older woman. –Chelsea Overheard by: Urch Attractive blonde: And then the… transvestite beauty queen thing happened. You know? –Middagh & Henry Overheard by: Matty