Guy to friends: A girl farted on my head once, and I dated her for three years. –14th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: MC Woman to friend: And then he farted in my mouth. –Ding Dong Lounge Overheard by: Rosalind Hobo, farting loudly, turning at girl walking behind him: That's for you, you fucking bitch! –Yellow Line Subway Station Overheard by: Craigalanche Latina on cell, firmly: I'm not bi-curious, I'm just fart-curious –49th & 5th Overheard by: olga Crazy hobo: Once, I was eating Cracker Jacks, you know, the one with the prize in it? When I finished the box, I farted in it, then sealed it up again. When I opened it a week later, I got the surprise of my life! –1 Train Overheard by: nella