Sorry About Giving You a Social-Networking Disease

Hot brunette chick: Are you on this new Twitter thing? I keep getting e-mails that people are "following" me.
Hot blonde chick: Oh, uh, well... I wanted to see what it was about a couple months ago, but I didn't want to give my info, so I sort of made you an account instead.

--SoHo

Overheard by: tired in the morning