The Best Part Is, They Do This Every Damn Day

Tall blonde guy: Hey, do you have updog?
Blonde girl: What is that?
Tall blonde guy: Thanks for ruining it! You're supposed to say "what's updog?" and I'd be like "nothing much, man, you?"
Blonde girl: Alright, let's start over. Pretend we just ran into each other or something.
Tall blonde guy: Hey, do you have updog?
Blonde girl: What's "updog"?
Tall blonde guy: Nothing much man, you?

--F Train