...You Dutchbag.

Black guy: And lemme get two Dutches...
Store clerk: (puts them on the counter)
Black guy: And lemme also get that ... that female Dutch.
Store clerk: (looks confused)
Black guy: You know, man, that female Dutch. You know what I'm talkin bout, man.
Store clerk, pointing to various items: This one? This one?
Black guy: Nah, man, you know, that female Dutch! For the pussy, man! For the pussy!
Store clerk: (takes down a douche) This one?
Black guy: Yeah, yeah! See? You knew what I was talkin bout!

--130th St & Lenox Ave

Overheard by: Kosi