Hyper tourist to friend: Wow! A shoe repair shop? Can we go? Please? Come on, don't you have some shoes you want shined? –74th St & Amsterdam Overheard by: Raven Enlightened tourist: Oh! So Broadway's not just one place? It's a series of buildings? Oh, I see! –46th & Broadway Tourist woman walking off Brooklyn Bridge: Wow, look at how nice this is! I can't believe we paid only $24 for it! –Brooklyn Bridge Overheard by: D-Law Tourist to another: There are so many yellow cars in New York City. –42nd & 5th Ave Overheard by: Lisa Tourist: Not until high school did I know buses could make turns! –E Train Overheard by: Probably had to repeat a few grades Tourist exiting subway: Did anyone lose a pass? Because I just found one. –103rd & Broadway