Drunk thug, reflecting on his baby-mama's new man: I love motherfuckin' guns, and that's the bottom line, but I don't wanna go to jail. –Bar, Cortelyou Road Boy to limping blonde struggling to keep up: Oh my god, if you were a horse I would shoot you. –NJ Transit Overheard by: The Game Father to two small children, pulling them away from the register: C'mon, guys. Let's go before mommy shoots herself. –Forbidden Planet, 13th & Broadway Loud black girl: It's Manhattan, I don't have to worry about getting shot. –NYU Guy on cell: Hey man, aren't you tired of being shot? –Queens Center Mall