I'm Not Humming - It's These Corduroy Pants

Morbidly obese daughter: She yelled at me and told me to stop.
Morbidly obese mother: Ignore her, you just keep humming.

--Greenwich St & Horatio St

Overheard by: way to parent.

Headline by: Ron D.

Runners-Up:
· "...Like a Fridge" - Paul Tabachneck
· "Fat Girls Give the Best Hummers" - KJM
· "It's the Only Exercise You Get Anyway" - amy the rat
· "The Subway Ride Ain't Over Till the Fat Lady Hums" - sammie
· "What Are the Odds That There's a McDonald's at Greenwich & Horatio?" - Rich


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