Loud bar patron, reading new item on menu: Anybody know what artisan cheese is? Anybody at all? (mutters) Shit man, this is Astoria, we don't know no artisan cheese. –Astoria Overheard by: Jesse Guy: He said "when you cum yourself." I looked at him and said "that is not how you say that." –Hunter College Overheard by: Jill Girl to friend: So, you see, I was right! It's spelled w-h-e-r-e! –McDonald's Guy: And stop trying to rhyme words with other words. –16th St & 8th Ave Guy to girl: I am really into words, especially long ones. I love them, and like, collect them. There is a word for people like that, but it's pretty long, so I can't remember it. –Q Train Overheard by: Eavesdropper Lady: He doesn't speak English good, so he gots deported. –Park Slope