Train conductor: This is New York Penn Station. New York Penn. For those of you who are just waking up, this is Penn Station. If you are supposed to get off at New York Penn, wake up and get off now! (train leaves) Those of you who are just waking up: if you were supposed to get off at New York Penn Station, you just missed it! I told you to get up! –Amtrak Train College guy: Last night I woke up on an oriental rug and I had no idea where I was. –Sheep Meadow, Central Park Hispanic lady: Quiet down, some people are trying to sleep! –6 Train Man to friend: She can sleep in the closet. –Brooklyn Overheard by: Wait what? Loud pharmaceutical salesman to doctor: They say that New York is the city that never sleeps, right? You know why? You know why? Herpes! –Doctor's Office, Astoria Woman on cell: So I walked into a room and she's there, chained to a chair. And he had a gun, pointing it at me, saying he was gonna shoot me. Then I started crying. And he fucking shot her. (people on bus look worried) And then I woke up. –M4 Bus Overheard by: trev