Dear Diary: I Maced a Strange Man in an Elevator Today

Scruffy guy: Do cockroaches need oxygen?
Chick: Um... what?
Scruffy guy: Do cockroaches need oxygen?
Chick: I have no idea.
Scruffy guy: Cause I was thinking, if they do, maybe that's why we never see them in this elevator, where there is no oxygen.

--W 151st St & Broadway

Overheard by: Rose Fox