Guy, in chinese: Do you think I'm Harry Potter? –Vivi Bubble Tea Bar Girl on cell outside art bar: And I was like "Dumbledore, try some jeans." –8th Ave & Horatio St Overheard by: Jean Ann Cute girl graduating to friend: I hate gowns… How does Harry Potter stand it? –Columbia University Business School Graduation Overheard by: Jen Guy, after watching new Harry Potter movie: Man… that's it? That was a lap dance! –42nd Street Movie Theater Crazy woman wrapped in shawls: I'd kidnap and fuck Harry Potter for an eight ball of coke. (to onlooker) Why aren't you at work? –Brooklyn Theater Overheard by: JesseJack (I've got a Job)