Angry woman, venting: Oh, but he doesn't know I scrapbook like a motherfucker. –M&J Trimming Girl, screaming: Fuck you, International Baccalaureate! –Brooklyn Really angry guy on cell: I'm talkin' about mothafuckin' cookies and apple juice! –23rd & 6th Overheard by: Q Well-dressed black man, addressing entire train: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to talk to you today about… fucking. You see, everybody likes to fuck. My parents love to fuck. My ex-wife–she loved to fuck. President Obama, he enjoys fucking… –Q Train Overheard by: Hunter Six-year-old girl to mother, ready for day at the beach: Shit, mom! It's fucking raining! –Q Train Suit on cell, cheerily: Okay, fuck you, bye! –7th Ave & 50th St Overheard by: dignell