Frat dude: Mickey Mantle is the one dead person I would totally bring back to life to have gay sex with. –Yankee Stadium Museum Overheard by: sternie 30-something fratboy to wife: He still gives me mixtapes like we're still in high school! –65th & Broadway Overheard by: ENGLEBERT Young frat boy to friend, deadpan: I came on her face. Then her mom walked in. –59th St & Lexington Overheard by: Josie Drunk frat boy trying to pick up a girl wearing a red and white striped shirt: I'm sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to tell you…I found Waldo. –88th & 1st Fratboy on phone: When was the baby born? (pause) Sick, dude! –Penn Station