Guy to girl: You're going to regret it for the rest of your life if you get the wrong salad. –SoHo Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Slender waitress to two large customers: Make sure you finish *all* of that! Especially the celery. That's my favorite part! (they look in disgust) –Applebee's, Astoria Yoga clothes-clad girl, loudly to friend: It is not a vegetable. It's a legume! –6th Ave & W 12th St Man to woman: So I sayz, "Lady, you're my cuppa tea alright, but I like the occasional cucumber, if you know what I'm sayin'…" –Herald Square Overheard by: Mira Gay guy: I saw people coming out of the woods and I was like, "Aghhh! Corn children!" –8th & 45th Overheard by: i'd be scared, too Sarah Jessica Parker's son: Do you know what kind of lettuce she likes? –Washington Square Overheard by: Brooke