Honest woman: I have no maternal instinct. If I had young, I would eat them. –Artepasta Restaurant Overheard by: subway phantom Girl: That wasn't my idea! My idea was cannibalism! –College of Staten Island Overheard by: Green Star Girl to another: Can I nibble your butt for a minute? –Hunter High School Overheard by: uh oh Mets fan, yelling at opposing team's right fielder: Don't you look at me, number 47! I'll eat your eyeballs! –Citifield Overheard by: Jonathan Abraham Guy on cell: What do you think about "Horace W. Cannibal?" –6th & 27th Overheard by: Eve