I Know You Guys Can't Help Yourselves

Hobo: Where you guys from?
Tourists: Australia.
Hobo: Oh, far, far, far. Tip for you: break the law on weekends. If you break the law on weekdays, it's easier to get caught. But break it on weekends, you can get away with it.
Tourists: Oh... awesome. Thanks.

--C Train

Overheard by: freckles