No Wednesday One-Liner, No Love

50-something beefy man in wife beater on cell: Yo! I've got a bag of condoms and Jolly Ranchers!

--14th & 6th

Overheard by: Funky Monkey

Preppy girl to friend on phone: I mean... I've had to take Plan B twice this week already!

--2nd Ave & 9th

Drunken street vendor: Buy these Obama condoms! Flavored with hope, they'll get you through "hard" times!

--Times Square

Woman on cell: I got home to take a shower and he stuffs a bunch of condoms in his pocket right in front of me and then walks out the door. I mean what the hell is that?

--Astor Place

Man to woman on escalator: Well, just next time, remember to use protection!

--Babies"R"Us, Union Square

Overheard by: miziz