Regular guy: You got Old English reeking out your pores… Come outside and air out. –Frederick Douglas & 126th St Mother of three: Come with me and I'll buy you a bag of beer! I've never had a bag of beer before and I could really use one! –34th St & Broadway 20-something girl to another: I gave up Grey Goose for lent. –Pizza Shop, The Bronx Overheard by: E.J. Guy with teardrop tattoo: Dude, moonshine is awesome. It's 99% alcohol and 1% liquor. –L Train Overheard by: someone's going to the ER/remedial math class tonight… Ditzy girl: I was thinking, how come I had a much worse time junior year than I did sophomore year? Then I realized, it's because I didn't drink margaritas. –Party Overheard by: The House