There's No Pill for What Wednesday One-Liners Have

Nervous hipster: You know, it's really true what they say about friends with eczema...

--50th & 8th

Overheard by: chris

Guy on cell: So she got cancer, big fuckin deal!

--1st Ave & St. Mark's

Man on cell: Next time they call, just politely say there's no one here with diabetes.

--Central Park

Overheard by: Lola Black

Woman exiting car: There's this bump between my ass and cooch. I think I should get that checked.

--W 4th St

20-something guy to 40-something woman: Look, I'm not saying I'm not concerned about my hand being sticky, but I'm more concerned about malaria.

--Café