Wholesome-looking man, walking with several families with kids and carrying a cross: Jesus Christ died for our sins today so that we can all give blowjobs whenever we want! –Union Square Girl with food: Do you think I'll get on the JumboTron if I deep throat this pickle? –MSG: Rangers – Caps Playoff Game 40-something, during high school reunion: How dare you tell my husband I gave you a blowjob? I was a virgin in high school! –Outside Jake's Dillemma Women on cell: I told him, if he didn't start shampooing his pubes I would stop blowing him! –14th St & 9th Ave Middle-aged Romanian: I heard he gives better BJs than Santa Claus! –Astoria Overheard by: Crazy Romanians