Girl on cell: And you're leaving with a butthole the size of a pancake your mom cooked! (pause) You don't want that. –33rd & 6th Overheard by: Gaunt Ghetto fabulous teen boy: So I said, "What? Did you say you wanna fuck my motha'? Well I'm gonna fuck yo brotha!" –34th & 6th Overheard by: Fiona Woman outside store to a child speaking to her mother: What do you mean you don't like her? That's your mother, man! –125th & Park Ave Woman on phone: Hello? Yeah, how are you? (pause) So I didn't really deal with my mother's death because I wasn't sober then. –Starbucks Overheard by: Laura Man: Speaking of mother's graves, I want my urn back. –13th & Ave A Overheard by: erkala