Crazy older guy to lady in park with barking dog: Lady, you keep that dog quiet! That dog is better-looking than you are. –W 63rd & West End Overheard by: Beez and Newb Guy in red shirt: You make me feel so pedophilic when I tell you about violating my dog. –Central Park Man on cell: You're always saying your dog is sick! "My dog has diarrhea! I can't come out!" –Fulton & Broadway Overheard by: would you rather she have it? Black kid to white couple walking poodle: I've only seen dogs like that in movies. –Harlem Overheard by: Poodle Lady Girl on cell: So I'm getting off the a and I see this tall girl and I know her! So I'm like "Sarah?" and she's like "I haven't seen you since middle school!" and she cut all her hair off and she's like "When did you dye your hair black?" and my hair's soooo not black! But I saw Sarah! You know, the one whose cat tried to eat my toes off that one time! So we talked and then there was this lady who was totally tossing chow all over the place! Hello! Trash can right there—hold up, I gotta go, I see a Weiner dog! –72nd St & Central Park West