Employee: They tryin' to tell me I'm bipolar. I ain't bipolar; I just a overprotective parent. –Chock Full o' Nuts, W 86th St Overheard by: Emily B. Calm woman: The thing about being a therapist is that, well, you're just a band-aid. –W 3rd St Dude, introducing himself: So, uh, my therapist thinks I'm ready to start dating again. –F Train Overheard by: Jenny Eight-year-old with older man to cashier: He's not my father, he's my therapist. –Deli, Upper West Side