Wednesdays Floss After Every One-Liner

Asian girl on cell: Yeah... or I could just knock her teeth out and sell them on eBay or something.

--Chelsea Market

Overheard by: Alyssa

Girl on cell: And out of nowhere dude a goddamn peacock feather hit me in the teeth!

--Starbucks, 8th & 39th

Old man: I can smell my own tooth decay!

--Times Square

Overheard by: One Liners Are The Best

Lady on cell: I don't know what to do. I'm like nervous... I know... I haven't bought toothpaste in years...

--Duane Reade

Guy on phone: The difference between you and me is you drink tea and eat tofu. I drink whiskey and make people eat their teeth.

--48th & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Rebecca