Suit: Guess what he found. (pause) A stick of butter. (pause) In the soap dish of the bathtub upstairs. –Cafe Toda, Broadway & John St Loud teenage boy: They're completely uncivilized. They don't even use tomato sauce. –Japan Society Overheard by: Sunny Student, about dorm room: I walk in and thought there was a pile of shit on my bed. I look a little closer, and it was a fucking wad of dip. –College, The Bronx Student to another: Who made you the butter police? –Union & 7th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Lauren Razzore