Bearded male hipster on cell: My clit is so stimulated right now! (pause) The communists are attacking! (pause) This is awkward. –Grassroots Bar Overheard by: Sarah Booz Guy playing guitar: Look on the bright side, at least we don't have to wait in line for toilet paper anymore. Fucking communists. –L Train Overheard by: Milt Man, seeing another man carrying large box of cereal from warehouse store: That's the biggest box of Cheerios I've seen since we lived on the commune! –6 Train Overheard by: Janine Young, normally-dressed guy, to no one in particular: Your President is a commie scumbag, and he owes me money. –23rd St b/w 5th & 6th