Wednesday One-Liners Could Be Prime Real Estate

Male hipster: I was all excited for Central Park, you know, and then I remembered: I've seen trees before.

--Central Park

Tourist, looking at souvenir photos of Central Park: You never realize how... central it is.

--Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Xanthias

Tourist, looking down at map: Wait a second, guys, I can't find Central Park.

--Penn Station

Overdressed, overly made-up girl: The thing I don't like about Central Park is that it's too much like a forest.

--Central Park