Male hipster: I was all excited for Central Park, you know, and then I remembered: I've seen trees before. –Central Park Tourist, looking at souvenir photos of Central Park: You never realize how… central it is. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Xanthias Tourist, looking down at map: Wait a second, guys, I can't find Central Park. –Penn Station Overdressed, overly made-up girl: The thing I don't like about Central Park is that it's too much like a forest. –Central Park