Girl on phone: You know her, red hair, goes to a lot of shows… Her lip is kind of, y'know, stuck to her nose a bit on the one side. –Union Square Promoter to older man passing by: Excuse me, sir, you dropped your clitoris. –St.Mark's Place Suit: And his head was askew… –79th St & Central Park West Overheard by: Ladle Suit on cell: The woman's toenails were three inches long. –The Village Guy to another: I knew a guy with a tail–an extended tailbone. It was thiiiis (shows) long! –8th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Rick 50-something New Yorker: He was Barbara Streisand's cousin! And he stretched my urethra. It was great! Well, not at the time. But now it's great! –Broadway & 59th St Overheard by: Nikki