Wednesday One-Liners Are Another Year Older but None the Wiser

20-something: I didn't even realize it was my birthday until I checked Facebook!

--Upper West Side

Overheard by: mtrainetiquette

Girl to friend: We should celebrate tonight--it's my half birthday in 10 days.

--Crocodile Lounge, E 14th St

Tourist: See nobody is wearing birthday scars...

--34th St & 5th Ave

Guy to girl: Wait, did you really believe I was going to get you a Hello Kitty vibrator for your birthday?

--45th & 8th

Drunk girl to hobo: It's my birthday! You should be giving *me* money!

--111 & Broadway