Wednesday One-Liners Make Your Eyes Water

Young man to another: And I was like, "No, man. A girl ain't supposed to smell like that, yo."

--Broadway & 37th St

Overheard by: glm

Loud Long Island woman to drunk friends: Yeah, I got really used to that smell once he came back from Nepal...

--LIRR

Guy to girl: I don't want to bring home a girl who smells like urine.

--36th & 5th

Hipster 20-something to preteen sister: This does not smell like Costa Rica! (pauses, as though to make sure) 14th Street in New York City does not smell like Costa Rica!

--14th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: David

Man complaining to friend: If she does that one more time... I mean, if that bitch comes home one more time with her breath smelling like some other guy's dick, I swear to fucking god... I'll leave her.

--Times Square

Overheard by: drekdude