Wednesday One-Liners Stimulate the Economy

Tourist, loudly and proudly: They have this store at the mall!

--Louis Vuitton, 5th Ave

College girl: The second floor was pointless. It was, like, just furniture.

--Ikea, Brooklyn

Woman on cell: I'm not in a store! I know what a store looks like!

--Tompkins Square Park

Perturbed NYU chick, about New Orleans: Hopefully I will survive there for two years. They don't have H&M! Or Bloomingdale's or Anthropologie. They don't have Loehmann's...

--NYU Office

Overheard by: Melanie

Middle-aged guy passing clothing store with shirtless male models at front doors: Hollister? What is it, a ladies club inside?

--NoHo

Overheard by: Arielle