Tourist, loudly and proudly: They have this store at the mall! –Louis Vuitton, 5th Ave College girl: The second floor was pointless. It was, like, just furniture. –Ikea, Brooklyn Woman on cell: I'm not in a store! I know what a store looks like! –Tompkins Square Park Perturbed NYU chick, about New Orleans: Hopefully I will survive there for two years. They don't have H&M! Or Bloomingdale's or Anthropologie. They don't have Loehmann's… –NYU Office Overheard by: Melanie Middle-aged guy passing clothing store with shirtless male models at front doors: Hollister? What is it, a ladies club inside? –NoHo Overheard by: Arielle