Coed: When my nipple-hairs pop up, that means I'm done. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Hobo to tiny sexy Asian girl wearing tank top on chilly day: Two nipples for a dime? –9th Ave & 14th St Cute gay chick on cell: I am aware that it's pride month, but I still like to keep sharp objects away from my nipples. My gay forefathers did not fight at Stonewall so that I might wear body jewelry. –4th Ave & 11th St, Brooklyn Mother to little boy: Those are not meant to be shown in public; nipples are private things. –A Train Overheard by: g-lime Crazy guy, yelling: When I see my nipples in the mirror, I look away! –Bedford Ave Overheard by: Zach Rock Steady