...But He's My Son.

20-year-old female host: Can I help you with something?
12-year-old boy, staring at her: I just want to admire your body.
20-year-old female host: Excuse me?
12-year-old boy: You have a great body.
20-year-old female host: Ummmm, thanks...
12-year-old boy's friend: If I were you I'd leave, he's creepy.
20-year-old female host: I wish I could.

--Restaurant, Times Square