Wednesday One-Liners Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me...

Ghetto black woman to four-year-old son: The ice ain't gonna respect you, you gotta respect the ice, nigga.

--Grand Central

Overheard by: Steven

Obnoxiously loud drunk guy: I need a girl who will respect my receding hairline!

--Virgil's, W 44th St

Overheard by: Check, please!

Thugette: I'm just going to say, "Look, I mean no disrespect, but go fuck yourself. I mean no disrespect, but just go fuck yourself."

--6 Train

Overheard by: i mean disrespect

20-something guy to friend: Man, you don't understand. I really respect this broad...

--35th St & Lexington