Girl holding orchid: Orchids are the thinking man's rose. –116th & Broadway Overheard by: Samantha Hipster girl to hipster guy: I'm telling you, these trees smell like semen. –10th St b/w 1st & Ave A Overheard by: Libby Disheveled hobo to granola-looking lady with khaki shorts, matching hat, and three-foot braided ponytail: You goin' on a nature walk, baby? I'd like to take a hike with you and make sweet love beside a pine tree. –89th & Broadway Overheard by: Jesse Cromer 20-something hipster: He face-planted into my potted plant, and then later he pissed himself. –Gowanus Yacht Club, Brooklyn Overheard by: big bad don