20-something hipster to another, admiring long-legged blonde: How can you say you believe in evolution?! There is no way that that evolved from a monkey! –1st Ave & 14th Overheard by: Evolutionary Little boy to brother: If I were a monkey, I'd take a crap on you. –6 Train Overheard by: Rebecca Man on cell: Then Tim-Jim jerked him off with his feet. Only a monkey can do that! –Bedford & Metropolitan Overheard by: theeatenpath Middle aged man pushing daughter's stroller: I can't believe she got Curious George's autograph! –16th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: Maquaid