Man on cell walking dog: What? But doesn't she know how big my Johnson is? –Mott Street Overheard by: Erica 20-something male, while passing sculpture of male nude: I don't get it. If you're going to make it with a dick, why make it so small? –Time Warner Center Overheard by: sd Short Indian man, loudly into phone: All I wanna do is make love to you tonight… with my 11-inch cock! –7th Ave & 35th St Overheard by: Jenn B Drunk guy, after fighting with girlfriend: How she gon' be mad at me 'cause I got a big dick? –F Train