Wednesday One-Liners Were Pretty Hot, Back in the Day

20-something man walking into restaurant: I'd never bring my grandmother here for a date!

--27th & Lexington

Teen: That shit was sick! That shit was sick! I wanna go home and slap my grandmother!

--94th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Slapped her how?

Ghetto dude in fight with girlfriend: Your grandmother is a bitch!

--Murray St & Church St

Guy to friend: My grandma used to chase us around with fly swatters...

--Houston & Allen