20-something man walking into restaurant: I'd never bring my grandmother here for a date! –27th & Lexington Teen: That shit was sick! That shit was sick! I wanna go home and slap my grandmother! –94th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Slapped her how? Ghetto dude in fight with girlfriend: Your grandmother is a bitch! –Murray St & Church St Guy to friend: My grandma used to chase us around with fly swatters… –Houston & Allen