Kevin Decides to Get a Fitness Program and Some New Friends

Chinese teen #1: Dude, you are "Fat Kevin" on my cell.
Chinese teen #2: What?
Chinese teen #1: I can't tell all you Kevins' voices! There's a fat Kevin, a skinny Kevin, an Indian Kevin, and just Kevin.

--Internet Cafe, Flushing, Queens

Overheard by: Renata