Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice! –Penn Station Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties! –Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously! –Think Coffee Overheard by: its to early for this conversation Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits! –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Dahlia Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don't want to shit my boobs away! –Times Square