Wheresday One-Liners

NYU guy to tourist friends: Well, here's Grand Central!

--Broadway & Waverly

Guy on Sidekick to another: I wasn't sure if he was talking about Buffalo or Baltimore! I mean, I don't even know where Buffalo is! Is it a state?

--1 Train

Overheard by: amalthya

Ditzy girl sobbing on cell: You don't understand! They told me I was supposed to go to Penn Station but I just don't know where that is!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: queenofscots

Guy on cell: I don't get it--why go all the way to Ireland if you're not going to go see Stonehenge?

--Costco, Brooklyn

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Is this Times Square?

--85th & 1st

Overheard by: Special K