NYU guy to tourist friends: Well, here's Grand Central! –Broadway & Waverly Guy on Sidekick to another: I wasn't sure if he was talking about Buffalo or Baltimore! I mean, I don't even know where Buffalo is! Is it a state? –1 Train Overheard by: amalthya Ditzy girl sobbing on cell: You don't understand! They told me I was supposed to go to Penn Station but I just don't know where that is! –Penn Station Overheard by: queenofscots Guy on cell: I don't get it–why go all the way to Ireland if you're not going to go see Stonehenge? –Costco, Brooklyn Girlfriend to boyfriend: Is this Times Square? –85th & 1st Overheard by: Special K