Hipster chick with "valley girl" accent: Ya, like, ohmigod, ewwwwww… So I was reading Cosmo, and like, there was this story, about like, guys' confessions, you know? And like, this random guy actually said, like, "Sometimes, I rub my dick on my cat's fur, and it feels good." –Washington Square Park 10-year-old girl to another: I bet his idea of a hot girl is the crazy cat lady across the street. –34th St, Astoria Overheard by: Samantha Woman to another: I have a friend in Belgium now–we both have cats! –One World Financial Center Overheard by: macgeekgrl Brunette on phone: Do you want to play with your cat or do you want to play with me? –60th St b/w Park & Madison Overheard by: Adam B. 20-something on cell: And when I woke up, I had no idea where I was. Then I realized I was spooning his cat. –Houston & Broadway Overheard by: J Cox