Mother to two-year old son: Zachary, I am not continuing this discussion with you all day long! If you don't like what's in your mouth, just spit it out! –Dunkin' Donuts Nerdy Jewish Barnard girl on cell: I can just imagine it in my mouth, the taste of it. –116th St & Broadway Overheard by: Sully Young boy running with soaked t-shirt: I need to be squirted! Somebody has to squirt me! –89th St Father to young daughter: Want me to squirt it in your mouth? –Astoria Overheard by: Mark Foxy Fox news producer to another: I know you wanted something hard, so I slipped you Shively! –Starbucks