Wednesday One-Liners Paint with All the Colors Of the Wind

Young guy: If I see another blue penis it would be too soon!

--42nd St

Overheard by: alecko

Girl on cell: She just bought a merkin... It was pink, you know, to match her hair. (pause) Would you want to rub toxic dye down there?

--Williamsburg

Girl to another: Just because he is wearing a different colored shirt, he's still the same guy.

--Central Park

Flamboyant guy, shouting to girl in very short orange dress: I have that same orange dress in purple!

--South Street Seaport

Overheard by: Green Star

Mother to four-year-old wearing pink shirt and shoes: Not *everything* has to be pink, honey.

--Rite Aid, Carroll Gardens

Overheard by: Sunny